EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SOMETHING!
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD!
I'll cross you out twice with Dos Equis and annihilate you til you die.
You're not interesting, Jon guy. I'd rather watch paint dry.
People only know you from an ad selling booze.
But here, you'll break your back cause you couldn't beat me in your youth.
You lack finesse, I'll put you to rest against the best.
You'll be paying up so much, I even charge you with interest!
Death's knocking at your door and he's delivering my verse.
I don't always attack old men, but when I do, their heart does it first.
The Most Interesting Man In The World:
GIR! Your name is what people say when they get fucking mad!
Since you're Small and retarded, I might cut you some slack.
I get Bitches everyday, just by drinking a Beer,
If you have anything to be scared of, I'm the one you should fear!
I don't usually kick people's asses, but when I do, they have a bad show like yours,
You mess with me, I will make sure you're turned into Bloody GIR
After this, you'll be running back to Zim in some pain,
You think you're cool because you're a robot, but I once parallel parked a train.